Ishtar's (the Toaster) Forumers evaluation - Funniest ever ^^

The Toaster has spoken...i think Ishtar's evaluation is amongst the funniest. ^^ She may sound like she's dissing people here and there + there are some parts that i don't get it...at all! - but anyway, the Keeper of Atlantis has spoken!

Posted on: Jul 8 2007, 01:15 AM

Evil Charley


You are a brother that i dont need (but was there) so i would like to say hello and welcome to the family. My name is XXXX If you want to be accepted, you have to tag along with your sister XXXX

Charley Likes football. Went to school together and they will say "Here is Charley, a chinese kid and over there is Ishtar, the Korean girl." .............why?

Other than football, like to swim with Perebum, nearly drown but God still not need him yet so he came back to us. Very naughty like cat, has to many pride on his hairless chest and loves the attention of pretty girls.

This forum, he is a slacker. He hates posting anything and was force most of the time. He never contribute to thread and is getting lazier and lazier, i hate him when he is lazy. He will need to make 100 threads to make up to his lazyness.

Tailgunner

Drag by that old lady Rose.

"Oba-Chan? Who is Tailgunner?"

....Oba-Chan says...

"I Dont Know."

XXXX ask her again "Why you bring him here?"

She says "Because he has the same birthday with me.."

XXXX...thinks....

He draws comic, dont like my lazy sig. but i like his sig. Can i ban him? No... He was a lot of work, and increased it more by joining the forum, making Devil Kiss and looking for Ghost Video in You Tube. Why Tailgunner? I think he likes to be burdened by work. I understand, work makes us alive.

*Dancing with Tangerine 85 Dolls*

I love having you here Tailgunner, a guy with the same birthday with the 27 year old speck lady who will cut her wedding cake soon...

*play with Junna Dolls*

A7ure

A...what? Song sung by UB40. A former Pokemon trainer and now a sheep herder. Too old for Pokemon? Why dont A7ure replace Steve Irwin? He is older than me but XXXX is not afraid. Because he is not an Admin like XXXX. I also have his dolls. He hurt me i will throw his doll into the river Styx and he will cry. XXXX will laugh and run.

He spam a lot. So many A7ure mudkip everywhere in the old days. XXXX dont care because mudkip is cute. I thought A7ure should be cute and blue...like mudkip. He post his TV show Shaun the sheep. I think he likes to go to Australia so much he dreamed of sheeps. I also dream of Kimchii jumping over the North Korean border sometimes.

Junna

Junna is a book people. Book people carry books, read books, write books, think books, buy books, and post about books in the forum.

She likes to disturb our old lady, but old lady do nothing. So old lady must be enjoying to be called old lady. Junna is not an old lady. She is shifty like her book hero and heroine. She can get extremely angry and when that happen we must put her inside the refrigerator for 5 minutes. She can get extremely naughty so u must hit her and scolded her if she keeps stealing ice cream from other kids.

I like her writting. Believe me Junna, even if i dont post my response there. I read your writting. As proof.... I can remember all of the tittle. The first fan writting is.....

...i forgot. Let me look again.

 LOL!

Kluang

I knew Kluang from my geography class back in school. I saw him on the Peninsular Malaysia map somewhere in Johor. when Kluang join the forum. I can imagine a person who lie down on the Johor map with cars and lorry and motorcycle passing through his body.

Maybe he knows Pontian. I also met Pontian in my Geography class. I hope i dont get the wrong person.

Kluang is Kluang. If there is a lot of Kluang we need to kill them all. To many Kluang is bad for the world. Kluang post youTube, extremely long jokes, so long you want to press the "Delete" button and laugh like old lady.

*Proyo i dont mean you*

Tangerine 85

I went to Wisma [censored] in Pending are Kuching to waste my money and went to the arcade. Then i saw one girl with Orange Hair ( less prettier than me ) playing 2P in the arcade. She looks cool with 2 guns....for 6 minutes, since the gun is heavy and she cant maintain the cool look. With poor courtesy, we laughed at her until her face turns orange. Then the battle between girls with so many confusing bloodline origin began.

[Wasabi on Wantan Mee] VS [Kimchii on Umai Fish]

Off course..Ishtar loose.

 Orange is very serious first time foruming, she think all moderator needs no heart. After i explain to her that we need no brains as well, she start to become very kind to the forumer.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Like Mary over her little sheep, taking care of her flock from the hands of the hungry lion named Ichigoe, who likes short furred female forumers. Rose's family are full of evil people.

Vladurac

"Touch skoolkidz and die".

He is the man / clown behind of Marduk Gate. Collect people, put me on the Aministrator throne like a parrot and declared himself Head Mod.

Then silence......

He went to other people forum leaving us behind to starve and rot in our own home made prison.Until one day, a big BIG BIG spaceship crash landed from the sky with a crew of...forumers. Ichigoe was proud that he managed to bring more people. I dont think he did all the work.

XXXX cant find out why Phantome' likes Vladurac. This is what i think their relationship are like.... Very naughty but happily ever after. I fear that in future we may see more spawns of Vladurac around.

Vladurac is tall like coconut tree, i wish i can cut down his legs. He is loud like a Boomba Speaker, i wish i can turn him off. He is sometimes funny like Jim Carrey but i don't laugh everyday. We need Vladurac to get rid of some frustration. We will tie him and throw rotten tomatoes at him. We love Vladurac.

Ravenmin

Ravenmin scares me. Two person in one body can be crowded. Need twice as much rice to feed upon. Raven has wings. Devil Wings and Min has..her Black New Bag. I am lost. Is she going form 6 or Politechnics?

Ravenmin wears cool specks, much more cooler than my sunglasses. I want her specks. I need it for my summer collection. She like guys with pointy ears. I think she might like Legolas, or Will Turner, or Orlando Bloom. I like Dwarfs like Gimbli.

Ravenmin also likes to read. I'll bet the whole Nuclear Warhead my father's country has that she reads Harry Potter as well. Most book community do. If she don't, i won't give her the warhead as well. To dangerous. Min is a wild horse, she hates being told what to do in life. I think...XXXX think.

She says she has nice teeth. Dentist can't make profit out of Ravenmin i guess. Maybe she eats lots of calcium or brush 6 times a day. or both. Or use Listerine.

Fiez

Hello Band Boy. Hello Bad Boy. Hello Handsome. Bye Bye Boy.

Perebum XS

500 years ago, no chinese had set foot on Japan. Due to globalisations.

However....

His love for buns and bakery gives Japanese breadmaker a good healthy business on the streets of Sapporo.

He passes through the Red Light District; this means Japanese girls are into cute foreign boys.

Whats left to do is to get a Japanese wife to make another set of Tangerine Jr. (Huh? What's that supposed to mean?)

He likes the living and the dead and UFO. Thinks hes an FBI, but forgot the X-Files has stopped its broadcasting years ago. Slow pick up Perebum XS

Super Spectre

I never met Super Spectre. I can see he like snow mountains. Look out for sudden avalanche. Tangerine say he's the "cool" guy. Maybe because playing in snow makes him cool...cold?

I guess the definition of cool varies from person to person. *sits in front of the freezer* How long does it take for me to be cool? I think 10 minutes should be enough, i am hurting the ozone layer. XXXX

Ain Khairi

Puzzling persona and life standards leads XXXX to wonder what is her rule of standards.

She hates hentai. But never mention her disgust over Blue Film. XXXX thinks 2D intercourse imagery bothers her.

She is on SPM trial yet she keeps a tight schedule on other electives like violin and piano lessons. I think she should cancelled the unessesary and concentrate on just SPM.

She has a dilemma and preffer to stay out of trouble and conflict. I love trouble and conflicts. I begged for it to happen to me. XXXX thinks the biggest achievements in the world is to overcome trouble and conflits. Like a game, you will level up. XXXX now is at level 18. Looking forward to more problem solving experience. *bow*

Elmo + Skoolkids

Elmo and Skoolkids is on a Love-Hate relationship. Families are curse with Love-Hate relationships. Elmo throws his frustration at Skoolkids. Skoolkids like to see the face of Elmo when he is irritated. The story will repeats its cycle until both are married with other people. Until then keep up the good work.

*Strangle's Charley Dolls*

Phantome' + Rose

Yin and Yang,

Heaven and Hell,

Black and White,

Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger,

Lady Wu and Lady Wei,

...under the same roof?

Both are attractive in their own standards.

Bunny One + Bunny Two

They will carry their sister-in-laws legacy. It is their destiny. The Data Tought Entity thought so. They told the rusty toaster made by Samsung three thousand years ago.

I have failed to obtained their dolls. I guess i can't have the world. They are cute. They remind me of Ichigoe. They are adorable. They remind me of Ichigoe. They are underage. This reminds me not, of Ichigoe.

XXXX begs for Bunny Dolls from Bunny Two.

Silvercoated

I am tired....of Silvercoated...other testimonials. They mentioned to much Devil Kiss. Silvercoated is more than Devil Kiss. She is a normal girl, with four eyes, does not have bunny teeth like Rose, darker skinned than Rose, makes her own cooking show. Is starting college life in PR. [Permanent Resident?]

She is not 176cm like Rose, has different specks design than Rose, has hazzy smile not like Rose, not in California unlike Rose and should not be as crazy as Rose and .....

definetly...

younger...

much more younger...

than Rose.

I will filled your cooking thread with love.

Divinekid

Divinekid is 14 years old.

In 6 years time she wil be known as Divine....Girl

So we add +8 to her score and make her the same age with Rose.

( +8 comes from the penalty of the number of voters unvoted by Kluang )

Now Divinekid is 28 years old...she is now Divine...Lady

Add 8 more years...Divine..Maam

And 8 more.....Divine Auntie

later...

Divine Grandma......

After the end of this testimonial, Divinekid blocks Ishtar exit and stabbed her.

...may Ishtar souls rest in Icheons burial grounds and awaits unification of two Korean Nation.

Kanbei

Whats your number? He founds sanctuary in the Japanese Recipe Thread. How he wins over the thorny Rose? Maybe he treathens her with weed poison. Save some cake for me.

Blinkiddies

A fellow horoscope...sounds lively, more to come...

_______________________:)

...thats is from me.

Toaster. Brand. Samsung. Model :2891-192

...at the end i crammed my stomach from excessive laughing. Thank you Ishtar for making such a funny and wonderfull forumer's evaluation for us to remember.

The sweet memories will lived forever! (Even if you are to lazy to go online nowadays ^^")